Charlie Chaplin Standup

This last halloween Flappers in Burbank was having a dead comedian shows, where living comics perform in the character of someone who’s dead. I was asked to do it this year, and of course I accepted because I love halloween and have no social life….

Show: Flappers Burbank Sunday May 5th

Hey Friends, I’m going to be performing a quick set at Flappers in Burbank. If you’re in the area come check me out. Here’s a link to the show flyer:

To do: Yoga, Listen To Anthrax, Forget Daughters Name

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Gay Boyfriend

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Rocketing Arrow Hits Lohan in the BlackBerry

Duck Finds Arrow In Neck Game and Wildlife service have successfully removed an arrow that was found stuck in the neck of an otherwise healthy a mallard duck. It took 7 officers spent two days and 52 man hours to remove the arrow from the…

Unemployed Space Monkeys and Dead Dogs

Forty Thousand Dollars and I’ll I Got Were These Sweet Overalls A new study says that upon leaving college half of Americans will be overqualified for their jobs.  The other half of Americans will be under qualified and the first halves bosses. The study’s author…